Futon On The Balcony.
I haven’t posted on here in awhile.

URBAN DICTIONARY Rules: go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions. Post the first definition it gives you..

  1. Your name: Tabitha. A person who is often referred to as a beatutiful girl who has an amazing body and physique. She is naturally a flirty person. She is very smart, but sometimes acts on impulse and doesn’t think before she does anything. She is often regarded to as a slut because of her beauty, but that’s far from the truth.

  2. Your age: 23. The greatest number of all time.

Reasons why: It is…

  1. a prime number, as are 2 and 3.
  2. Michael Jordan’s number.
  3. the NBA record for most consecutive points scored by a single player in a game, done by none other than Michael Jordan.
  4. the number of chromosomes in a human sperm or egg.
  5. the angle between the earth’s magnetic and rotational axis.
  6. the Tropic of Cancer at 23 degrees N Latitude.
  7. the Tropic of Capricorn at 23 degrees S Latitude.
  8. a .com and the page is very cryptic.
  9. the most quoted Psalm in the bible (“The Lord is my shepherd…”
  10. the number of people executed in “A Tale of Two Cities”
  11. the smallest number of people for which there is at least a 50% chance that two will share the same birthday.
  12. the standard TCP/IP port for Telnet.
  13. one of the “Lost” numbers on the television show….also the sum of two of the other numbers (8 & 15)and the solution to 42-15-4=23, all of which are also Lost numbers.
  14. the number of times Caesar was stabbed in Shakespeare’s Julius Caesar.
  15. has been prominently featured in the following: Serendipity, Futurama, Star Wars A New Hope, Monty Python The Life of Brian, Seinfeld, The Big Lebowski, The Matrix Reloaded, and Die Hard III among MANY MANY other movies.
  16. the number of flavors Dr. Pepper claims to be a blend of.
  17. the number of distinct orientations of Tetris pieces.
  18. the sum of U2, the greatest band ever. U is the 21st letter of the alphabet.
  19. the number of letters in the latin alphabet.
  20. the number of the Illuminati.
  21. the letter W in the english alphabet, a letter with 2 points down and 3 points up.
  22. the smallest number of integer sided boxes that tile a box such that no two boxes share a common length.
  23. the only US president to serve between nonconsecutive terms of another president (23rd president Benjamin Harrison serving between Grover Cleveland’s terms).

  24. One of your friends: Tryphaena. tryphaena would be here, but it’s undefined

  25. What should you be doing? Eating. Slang heard in rap/hip-hop music to indicate success in one’s life, e.g. the figurative opposite of starving.

  26. Favorite color: Red. Flavor of kool-aid to a black person.

  27. Birthplace: Indianapolis. Also known as Circle City, I-Town, INDY, and The Heart of America. The capitol of “Indiana.” Has been increasing in population to become a thriving “Urban City” and one of the largest cities in the United States (check census). Is known for its crime rate, hospitality, and for its low cost of living. Home of the Pacers, Colts, Indy 500, and the Black Expo

  28. Month of your birth: May. may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away